

i live for movie theatre carpets
“ooh garlic salt isn’t real” yeah well neither is your MARRIAGE after i’m done FUCKING YOUR HUSBAND and afterwards he eats my delicious cooking that i seasoned with GARLIC SALT. FUCK YOU
i think. you sent this to the wrong person. but im enamoured with your energy. you can have my metaphorical husband you deserve her
salmon so tasty it make me eat hasty / when salmon is finished the joy is diminished
1986-1993 Toyota Supra
"i can fix them" [makes them aromantic]
Back when color was allowed in our lives
I think ive said it before but you really gotta feel bad for oedipus that wanting to fuck your mother got named after him. He really did not want to do that . It is central to oedipus rex how badly he didnt want to do that. Dick move by freud
[from behind my hand] Get a load in this guy